i'm not making this up. you can go to sam's club's website and buy your own personal jet.

http://www.samsclub.com/shopping/navigate.do?catg=7822

of course, it will only cost you $2,734,600.

so as you are buying your year's worth of toilet paper and cheese balls, you can get this little beauty to go wherever you wish...oh and they will throw in a Lifetime Membership to Sam's Club.